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Upload to Facebook Wife: You had lunch?
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch! -
Upload to Facebook You can't make everyone happy, you're not a Nutella jar! -
Upload to Facebook The best moments we all lived are the ones we absolutely forgot to take pictures of! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?
Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
Husbands have "Agree-Culture"! -
Upload to Facebook When God pushes you to the edge of difficulty, trust Him fully. Because two things can happen -
Either He'll catch you when you fall;
Or He'ill teach you how to fly! -
Upload to Facebook You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust let go and see what happens! -
Upload to Facebook 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash,
Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Please don't let Kevin 'Bacon' die! -
Upload to Facebook I pray and not wish because I have God not a Genie! -
Upload to Facebook Dear God,
Help me spend today with a smile on my face, love in my heart, trust in your name and thinking of you all day.
Amen! -
Upload to Facebook People change for two main reasons:
Either their minds have been opened;
Or their hearts have been broken!
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