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Upload to Facebook The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us! -
Upload to Facebook Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other.
It's called "marriage!" -
Upload to Facebook When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows and not the flower! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess! -
Upload to Facebook Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.
But you're curious and do it anyway! -
Upload to Facebook In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach! -
Upload to Facebook Sympathy... you can get from anyone.
But jealousy... you have to earn it! -
Upload to Facebook I just saw some idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill! -
Upload to Facebook March, April, May
Remdesivir - not available
Oxygen cylinders - not available
Hospital beds - not available
June/July
Shimla - Sold out!
Mussoorie- Sold out!
Manali - Sold out!
SPIRIT OF INDIA
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