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Upload to Facebook A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside! -
Upload to Facebook When looking back doesn't interest you anymore, you are doing something right! -
Upload to Facebook Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! -
Upload to Facebook I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`! -
Upload to Facebook Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News! -
Upload to Facebook ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ ਸਾਈ ਭਲੀ ਕਾਰ ॥
ਤੂ ਸਦਾ ਸਲਾਮਤਿ ਨਿਰੰਕਾਰ ॥
Whatever pleases You is only good done.
(Remaining in Your will is good)
You are Eternal & Formless, O Lord! -
Upload to Facebook "Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"
Quarantine proved that it was a lie! -
Upload to Facebook Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.
I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me! -
Upload to Facebook According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning! -
Upload to Facebook A friend just informed me that the central govt is creating a new Dept. of Clarifications.
Because, with this govt, people wait for clarifications as soon a notification or order is issued!
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