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Upload to Facebook Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
Boss: Really, which 3?
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.
Santa: So does my wife! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet! -
Upload to Facebook Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Banta: Dunno.
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
Santa: What did you say?
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's green and has wheels?
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
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