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![Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.<br />
Cop: Did you see who did it?<br />
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!]()
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Cop: Did you see who did it?
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![Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?<br/>
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!]()
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Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup! -
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn?
Mechanic: Is it broken?
Santa: No, but the brakes are! -
![Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu?<br/>
Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were.<br/>
Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!]()
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Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were.
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![Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims.<br/>
Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you.<br/>
Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!]()
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Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you.
Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle! -
![Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.<br />
Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?<br />
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!]()
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Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal! -
![Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, `If you don't mind, can I sit here?`<br />
Santa: No.<br />
Lady: Why?<br />
Santa: Because I have mind!]()
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Santa: No.
Lady: Why?
Santa: Because I have mind! -
![Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I'm running out of passwords!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: I'm running out of passwords! -
![Santa: This report card should be underwater!<br />
Pappu: Because It's so wet?<br />
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!]()
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Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level! -
![Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.<br/>
Boss: Really, which 3?<br/>
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!]()
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Boss: Really, which 3?
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
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