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![Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.<br/>
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.<br/>
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!]()
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Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do! -
![Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.<br/>
Santa: So does my wife!]()
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Santa: So does my wife! -
![Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.<br />
Banta: When you come in at night?<br />
Santa: No, when I want to go out!]()
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Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out! -
![Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.<br/>
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!]()
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Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet! -
![Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?<br/>
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!]()
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Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous! -
![Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br/>
Banta: Dunno.<br/>
Santa: It was escaping from `Kake Da Dhaba`!]()
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Banta: Dunno.
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"! -
![Banta: A girl said, `I love you` to me.<br/>
Santa: What did you say?<br/>
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even `I love me`!]()
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Santa: What did you say?
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"! -
![Santa: What's green and has wheels?<br/>
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.<br/>
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!]()
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Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels! -
![Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:<br />
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;<br />
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!]()
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Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele! -
![Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?<br/>
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?<br/>
Banta: Nahi Toh!<br/>
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day!]()
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Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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