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Upload to Facebook Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?
Banta: That's cool!
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?
Banta: The days after marriage! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car.
Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car.
Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What is first aid?
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time! -
Upload to Facebook Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine! -
Upload to Facebook Santa went to a restaurant in China.
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
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