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Upload to Facebook Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it
"Behen de Tacos"!
In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it
'Terimaki'! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you.
Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?
Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.
Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.
Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!
Happy Karwa Chauth! -
Upload to Facebook The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.
Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?
Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Santa: Why single out Africa? -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon.
Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
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