Jeeto: You have changed after marriage. Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women! |
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf! |
Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you? Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX! |
Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF? Banta: That's cool! Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos! |
Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell? Banta: The days after marriage! |
Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car. Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car. Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour! |
Santa: What is first aid? Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time! |
Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo? Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine! |
Santa went to a restaurant in China. Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs. Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card! |
Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night. Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi! |