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Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results! -
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.
Banta: How?
Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon! -
Upload to Facebook Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.
Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation.
Banta: So what was wrong in it?
Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
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