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Upload to Facebook Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting! -
Upload to Facebook Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story! -
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter! -
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead! -
Upload to Facebook Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
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