SantaBanta SMS

  • Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.<br />
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
    Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!
  • Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?<br/>

Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!Upload to Facebook
    Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
    Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!
  • Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman!
  • Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket.
    Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
    Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips!
  • Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.<br/>
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
    Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
  • Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?<br/>
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Santa : Yes. A good doctor!
  • Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.<br/>
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
    Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
  • Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?<br/>

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!Upload to Facebook
    Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
    Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
  • Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.<br/>
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
    Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
  • Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.<br/>
Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. <br/>
Banta: So what was wrong in it?<br/>
Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!Upload to Facebook
    Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table.
    Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation.
    Banta: So what was wrong in it?
    Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
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