Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results! |
Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke? Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old! |
Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me. Banta: How? Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman! |
Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket. Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip? Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips! |
Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter! |
Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor! |
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now! |
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me! |
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon! |
Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table. Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. Banta: So what was wrong in it? Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon! |