-
After quite a number of days of being admitted in the hospital, Santa to his wife, Jeeto: I'm worried, dear. I don't think doctors have any idea about my ailment.
Jeeto: What makes you think that way?
Santa: The "Suggestion Box" at the end of the bed! -
![Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.<br/>
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: My wife's dieting!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting! -
![Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.<br/>
Jeeto: Where've you been?<br/>
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?<br/>
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story! -
Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered! -
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about! -
![Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?<br/>
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time! -
![Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.<br />
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! -
![Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?<br />
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident?
Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter! -
![Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?<br />
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman! -
![Santa was weeping at a grave, `Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.`<br/>
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?<br/>
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT