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![Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.<br/>
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.<br/>
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead! -
![Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.<br/>
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.<br/>
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi! -
Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification? -
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation! -
![Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, `Jaanu Sachi`!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"! -
![Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>
Banta: Then what happened?<br/>
Santa: She married the 'postman'!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'! -
![`Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?` Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!]()
Upload to Facebook "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again! -
![Santa: My friend lost all his money.<br/>
Banta: Played with stocks?<br/>
Santa: No. Played with girls!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls! -
![Banta: What is your chief worry in life?<br/>
Santa: Money.<br/>
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.<br/>
Santa: Yes. That's the worry!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is your chief worry in life?
Santa: Money.
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.
Santa: Yes. That's the worry! -
![Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.<br />
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.<br />
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
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