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Upload to Facebook Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce! -
Upload to Facebook Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Your liver is packing up. It's probably drinks.
Santa: Really Doctor?
Doctor: It seems to be . Are you a steady drinker?
Santa: No Doctor, my hands shake too much! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away! -
Upload to Facebook Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling.
Santa: Oye! What are you doing?
Banta: Recording my baby's voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this... -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: So you have cut down on drinking.
Santa: No, not at all.
Doctor: But I told you to watch your drinking.
Santa: Yes, I am very particular about it. Now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving! -
Upload to Facebook "Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!
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