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Upload to Facebook Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup! -
Upload to Facebook Conductor to Santa, "Do you mind if I put your bag out of the way, Sir? people coming in are falling over it."
Indifferent Santa: You leave it where it is. If nobody falls over it, I shall forget it's there! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night.
After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, "I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?" -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice?
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other.
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: So that I can delete one! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself! -
Upload to Facebook Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started! -
Upload to Facebook Santa while travelling to Scotland.
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed.
Santa: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
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