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Upload to Facebook Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right! -
Upload to Facebook Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Banta: That's great, I will take two of them! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: You have got a double-chin.
Santa: It's not my fault.
Banta: How come?
Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Tell me, how did you end up here?
Santa: Oh, I haven't ended up yet! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.
Banta: So you got the number?
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes. -
Upload to Facebook Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.
Banta: And when do you drink water.
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness! -
Upload to Facebook Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
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