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![Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?<br />
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!]()
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Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce! -
Drunk Santa is staggering along the street with one foot on the kerb and the other in the gutter."
A police officer stops him and says: You're drunk!
Thank God! says "Santa, I thought I was crippled"! -
![Strange marital problems:<br />
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.<br />
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!]()
Upload to Facebook Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does! -
![Doctor: Your liver is packing up. It's probably drinks.<br />
Santa: Really Doctor?<br />
Doctor: It seems to be . Are you a steady drinker?<br />
Santa: No Doctor, my hands shake too much!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Your liver is packing up. It's probably drinks.
Santa: Really Doctor?
Doctor: It seems to be . Are you a steady drinker?
Santa: No Doctor, my hands shake too much! -
![Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.<br />
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.<br />
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away! -
![Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling.<br />
Santa: Oye! What are you doing?<br />
Banta: Recording my baby's voice.<br />
Santa: Why?<br />
Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this...]()
Upload to Facebook Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling.
Santa: Oye! What are you doing?
Banta: Recording my baby's voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this... -
![Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?<br />
Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times! -
![Doctor: So you have cut down on drinking.<br />
Santa: No, not at all.<br />
Doctor: But I told you to watch your drinking.<br />
Santa: Yes, I am very particular about it. Now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: So you have cut down on drinking.
Santa: No, not at all.
Doctor: But I told you to watch your drinking.
Santa: Yes, I am very particular about it. Now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls! -
![Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.<br />
Jeeto: How did you infer?<br />
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch! -
![Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.<br />
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.<br />
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!
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