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![`Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir`, said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.<br />
Banta curtly to Barber, `No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around`!]()
Upload to Facebook "Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"! -
![Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.<br />
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?<br />
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup! -
![Conductor to Santa, `Do you mind if I put your bag out of the way, Sir? people coming in are falling over it.`<br />
Indifferent Santa: You leave it where it is. If nobody falls over it, I shall forget it's there!]()
Upload to Facebook Conductor to Santa, "Do you mind if I put your bag out of the way, Sir? people coming in are falling over it."
Indifferent Santa: You leave it where it is. If nobody falls over it, I shall forget it's there! -
![Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night.<br/>
After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, `I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?`]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night.
After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, "I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?" -
![Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice?<br />
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other.<br />
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice.<br />
Santa: Why?<br />
Banta: So that I can delete one!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice?
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other.
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: So that I can delete one! -
![Banta: Where are you going?<br />
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself! -
![Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, `You've been brought here for drinking.`<br />
Santa: Great. Let's get started!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started! -
Banta resented the lateral pressure of a fat man on the same seat with him in a local bus.
Banta muttered, "They ought to charge by weight in these cars.
"If they did", said the fat man, "you'd have to walk. They couldn't afford to stop for you!" -
![Santa while travelling to Scotland.<br />
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed.<br />
Santa: I'll make my own bed.<br />
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa while travelling to Scotland.
Innkeeper: The room is Rs 1,500 a night. It's 1,000 if you make your own bed.
Santa: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood! -
![Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.<br/>
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
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