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Upload to Facebook Santa: I lost my office keys again.
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this! -
Upload to Facebook The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.
Guard: Thank you, Sir!
Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: This is getting really irritating.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
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