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Upload to Facebook Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to Bank Manager, "My cheque was returned by your bank with the mark, Insufficient Funds".
Manager: Quite right, Sir!
Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank's Funds? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment?
Santa: Yes, I did.
Banta: Did he find out what you had?
Santa: Very nearly.
Banta: What do you mean, very nearly?
Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week.
Banta: But you drink everyday...
Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: At last, my younger son bought Tablet with his own money.
Banta: That's wonderful. It's iPad, Samsung or ...
Santa: No No No. It's 'Crocin' for my headache! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?
Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I was a dude before marrying.
Banta: And what are you now?
Santa: Now I'm subdued! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Computers will never replace books.
Banta: Why?
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
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