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![Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?<br/>
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!]()
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Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount! -
![Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.<br/>
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.<br/>
Santa: Hardly.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: They're all like `read only` files!]()
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Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files! -
![Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.<br/>
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.<br/>
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.<br/>
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!]()
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Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right! -
![Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.<br/>
Banta: That's great, I will take two of them!]()
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Banta: That's great, I will take two of them! -
![Banta: You have got a double-chin.<br/>
Santa: It's not my fault.<br/>
Banta: How come?<br/>
Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double!]()
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Santa: It's not my fault.
Banta: How come?
Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double! -
![Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!]()
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Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill! -
![Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.<br/>
Santa: Damn lucky chap!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: She could have called a priest!]()
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Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest! -
![Doctor: Tell me, how did you end up here?<br/>
Santa: Oh, I haven't ended up yet!]()
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Santa: Oh, I haven't ended up yet! -
![Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.<br/>
Banta: So you got the number?<br/>
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!]()
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Banta: So you got the number?
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless! -
![Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.<br/>
Banta: For health reasons?<br/>
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.<br/>]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
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