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![Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;<br/>
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;<br/>
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;<br/>
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.<br/>
Banta: And when do you drink water.<br/>
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.
Banta: And when do you drink water.
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness! -
![Police: Knock Knock!<br/>
Santa: Who's there?<br/>
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.<br/>
Santa: How many are you?<br/>
Police: We are three.<br/>
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?]()
Upload to Facebook Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons? -
In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!" -
![Santa: I lost my office keys again.<br/>
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.<br/>
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I lost my office keys again.
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this! -
![The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.<br/>
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.<br/>
Guard: Thank you, Sir!<br/>
Santa: `Thank you` baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?]()
Upload to Facebook The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.
Guard: Thank you, Sir!
Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain? -
Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world.
Banta: So you did?
Santa: No, I told them to get lost.
Banta: That was rude.
Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving! -
![Santa: This is getting really irritating.<br/>
Banta: What happened?<br/>
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has `insufficient funds`!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: This is getting really irritating.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"! -
![Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?<br />
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you! -
![Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.<br/>
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?<br/>
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! -
![Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.<br/>
Banta: How come?<br/>
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
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