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![Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:<br/>
Roses are Laal;<br/>
Violets are Nileh;<br/>
You've made the Daal;<br/>
Now wash the Patileh!]()
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Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh! -
![Santa: Wives are like microwaves.<br />
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?<br />
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!]()
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Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food! -
![Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?<br />
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!]()
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Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job! -
![Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.<br />
Banta: Why brag about it?<br />
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!]()
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Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it! -
![Santa: Our new neighbour is an `Aam Aadmi Party` member.<br />
Banta: How do you know that?<br />
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!]()
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Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'! -
![Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.<br />
Banta: No I wasn't.<br />
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.<br />
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.<br />
Santa: The party was at your house!]()
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Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house! -
Jeeto: Be careful with that gun. You just missed shooting me.
Santa: Did I? I am very sorry! -
A worried Santa to the local police, "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail". That's against the law, isn't it?"
"It certainly is", the Inspector replied. "Do you know who's been writing them?"
"Yeah', replied Santa. "My girlfriend's husband!" -
Santa and Banta are looking through a mail order catalogue.
Santa: Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable, too.
Banta agrees, "I'm ordering one right now".
3 weeks later Santa says to Banta "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Banta "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!" -
![Santa to Bank Manager, `My cheque was returned by your bank with the mark, Insufficient Funds`.<br />
Manager: Quite right, Sir!<br />
Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank's Funds?]()
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Manager: Quite right, Sir!
Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank's Funds?
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