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Upload to Facebook Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?
Santa: I'm the patient also! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.
Jeeto: Pretty ill?
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse! -
Upload to Facebook Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How long can a person live without brains?
Santa:I don't know. How old are you? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!" -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.
Santa: How is this all possible in office? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.
Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marriage!
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