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![Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment?<br />
Santa: Yes, I did.<br />
Banta: Did he find out what you had?<br />
Santa: Very nearly.<br />
Banta: What do you mean, very nearly?<br />
Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment?
Santa: Yes, I did.
Banta: Did he find out what you had?
Santa: Very nearly.
Banta: What do you mean, very nearly?
Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400! -
![Santa: The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week.<br />
Banta: But you drink everyday...<br />
Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day!]()
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Banta: But you drink everyday...
Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day! -
![Santa: At last, my younger son bought Tablet with his own money.<br />
Banta: That's wonderful. It's iPad, Samsung or ...<br />
Santa: No No No. It's 'Crocin' for my headache!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: At last, my younger son bought Tablet with his own money.
Banta: That's wonderful. It's iPad, Samsung or ...
Santa: No No No. It's 'Crocin' for my headache! -
![Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?<br />
Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?
Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet! -
Classic Insult:
Jeeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-! -
![Santa: I was a dude before marrying.<br />
Banta: And what are you now?<br />
Santa: Now I'm subdued!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I was a dude before marrying.
Banta: And what are you now?
Santa: Now I'm subdued! -
![Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?<br/>
Santa: The ayurved told me to `beat properly` before administering the medicine to her!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her! -
![Santa: Computers will never replace books.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf! -
![Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.<br />
Banta: Tell me the bad news first!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first! -
![Santa to a doctor, `Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?<br />
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?<br />
Santa: I'm the patient also!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?
Santa: I'm the patient also!
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