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![Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.<br />
Jeeto: Pretty ill?<br />
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!]()
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Jeeto: Pretty ill?
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse! -
![Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.<br />
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?<br />
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?]()
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Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me? -
![Banta: How long can a person live without brains?<br />
Santa:I don't know. How old are you?]()
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Santa:I don't know. How old are you? -
Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.
Jeeto: Who's Preeti? -
![Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?<br />
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!]()
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Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish! -
![Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.<br />
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?<br />
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!]()
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Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left! -
![Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, `Sorry about the wait.`<br />
Banta: Hmmm...<br />
Santa: I said, `Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!`]()
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Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!" -
![Santa: I am unable to sleep.<br />
Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.<br />
Santa: How is this all possible in office?]()
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Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.
Santa: How is this all possible in office? -
![Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.<br />
Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?<br />
Santa: Before marriage and after marriage!]()
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Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marriage! -
Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?
"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?
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