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Santa while taking a head-bath was applying shampoo even on his shoulders.
Jeeto: Why are you applying shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special. It is clearly written on it "Head and Shoulders"! -
Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview?
Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl.
Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid?
Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair! -
![Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You'll need sheep,
chickens... herd of cows?<br />
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!]()
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Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows! -
![Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of `I love you` messages.<br />
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!]()
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Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile! -
![Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.<br />
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor?<br />
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor?
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off? -
![Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?<br />
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house! -
![Santa walks into a bar and approaches the barman, `Can I have a glass of Less, please?`<br />
`I'm sorry sir`, the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, `I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?`<br />
Santa: I've no idea... the thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink 'LESS'!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a glass of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir", the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
Santa: I've no idea... the thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink 'LESS'! -
![Santa was sitting in a park.<br />
Banta: What are you doing here?<br />
Santa: I am taking a revenge.<br />
Banta: From whom?<br />
Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was sitting in a park.
Banta: What are you doing here?
Santa: I am taking a revenge.
Banta: From whom?
Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it! -
Santa: My mistress is well pissed off with me after last night.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: I got really drunk and ended up waking up in the wrong house. My wife was glad to see me, though... -
![Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.<br />
Banta: What model is the car?<br />
Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!]()
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Banta: What model is the car?
Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!
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