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![Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.<br />
Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?<br />
Santa: He got the outside!]()
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Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside! -
Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault.
Banta (confused): Wife's fault?
Santa: Actually, she was driving! -
![Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again...<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number! -
![Santa: I always give waiters a tip.<br />
Banta: That's nice of you.<br />
Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!]()
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Banta: That's nice of you.
Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice! -
![Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey...<br />
Banta: What makes you infer so?<br />
Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!]()
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Banta: What makes you infer so?
Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary! -
![Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?<br />
Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?<br />
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!]()
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Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down! -
Santa: My doctor told me to start killing people.
Banta: Which crazy doctor is this?
Santa: Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing, really! -
![Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!<br />
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!]()
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Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it! -
![Judge: Why were you arrested?<br/>
Santa: For shopping early.<br/>
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?<br/>
Santa: Before the shop opened.]()
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Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
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![Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.<br />
Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.
Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!
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