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Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams?
Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them, no! -
![Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.<br />
Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.<br />
Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!]()
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Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.
Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me! -
![Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn't you give her the road?<br />
Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!]()
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Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted! -
Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?
Santa: No, I haven't got the patience! -
![Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!]()
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Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband! -
![Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.<br/>
Banta: What's wrong with it?<br/>
Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the
casino!]()
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Banta: What's wrong with it?
Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino! -
![Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, `Great legs`.<br/>
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.<br/>
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, `Do you really think so`. I said, `Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now`!]()
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Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"! -
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera. -
![Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.<br />
Banta: Is it that bad?<br />
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!]()
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Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar! -
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
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