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Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?"
Banta: What's up there?
Santa: The view.
Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world! -
![Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.<br />
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?<br />
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?<br />
Ticket Clerk: For `Ek Villain`?
Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?
Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta! -
After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewr said: We do have an opening for you.
Santa: What is it?
Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR! -
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle? -
![Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket?<br />
Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket?
Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again! -
Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God! -
![Santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu, bring this.<br/>
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu, bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant! -
![Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?<br />
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them? -
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.
Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!
Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober! -
![Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house.<br />
Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen.<br />
Santa: Why?<br />
Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house.
Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen.
Santa: Why?
Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!
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