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Upload to Facebook Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'! -
Upload to Facebook "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is your chief worry in life?
Santa: Money.
Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.
Santa: Yes. That's the worry! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side! -
Upload to Facebook Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie.
Ticket Clerk: Yes sir?
Santa: Can I have two tickets please?
Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket?
Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again! -
Upload to Facebook Santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu, bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house.
Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen.
Santa: Why?
Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!
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