Democracy: three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. |
I sink, therefore I swam. |
Old quarters -backs never retire. They just pass away! |
Candle-makers only work on wickends. |
Life is really harmful, people die of it. |
Never, never, never, never repeat. |
My life goals were all offside. |
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes! |
I took an IQ test and the result was negative. |
The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more. |