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  • Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people don't seem to mind. Upload to Facebook
    Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people don't seem to mind.
    ~ Chuck Palahniuk
    Sex   
  • I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.Upload to Facebook
    I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.
    ~ Benny Hill
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  • Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.Upload to Facebook
    Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
    ~ Lewis Grizzard
    Funny   
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Upload to Facebook
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    ~ Sharon Stone
    Sexual Orgasm   
  • Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.Upload to Facebook
    Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
    ~ Jeff Foxworthy
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  • When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.Upload to Facebook
    When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
    ~ Frederike Ryder
    Dating   
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.Upload to Facebook
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
    ~ Author Unknown
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  • The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.Upload to Facebook
    The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
    ~ William Butler Yeats
    Wisdom / Sexual Intercourse   
  • Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.<br /> in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988Upload to Facebook
    Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
    in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
    ~ Robert Byrne
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  • If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. Upload to Facebook
    If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
    ~ Anonymous
    Funny   
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