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  • Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.Upload to Facebook
    Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
    ~ José Marti
    Miscellaneous   
  • The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. Upload to Facebook
    The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
    ~ Anonymous
    Contraception   
  • Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?Upload to Facebook
    Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
    ~ Richard Fleischer
    Interesting   
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?Upload to Facebook
    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner
    Men and Women   
  • One more drink and I'd be under the host.Upload to Facebook
    One more drink and I'd be under the host.
    ~ Dorothy Parker
    Funny   
  • Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. Upload to Facebook
    Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
    ~ W. C. Fields
    Sex / Humour   
  • Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
    ~ Andy Warhol
    Arts and Entertainment   
  • Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.<br /> Upload to Facebook
    Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
    ~ Jim Morrison
    Sex   
  • Men get laid, but women get screwed.Upload to Facebook
    Men get laid, but women get screwed.
    ~ Quentin Crisp
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  • When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.Upload to Facebook
    When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Prostitution / Sex / Interesting   
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