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  • A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.Upload to Facebook
    A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Contraception   
  • Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.Upload to Facebook
    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Masturbation / Funny   
  • People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.Upload to Facebook
    People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    ~ Dolly Parton
    Miscellaneous   
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Upload to Facebook
    Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex / Men and Women   
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.Upload to Facebook
    Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    ~ Jerry Seinfeld
    Interesting   
  • I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.Upload to Facebook
    I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
    ~ Karen Marie Moning
    Sex / Interesting   
  • I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.Upload to Facebook
    I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
    ~ Tallulah Bankhead
    Love Making / Funny   
  • Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.Upload to Facebook
    Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex   
  • Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.Upload to Facebook
    Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
    ~ Robert A. Heinlein
    Sex   
  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.Upload to Facebook
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Funny   
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