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Upload to Facebook A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?
Baker: No, it costs money! -
Upload to Facebook Before Surgery:
Patient: Are you nervous?
Doctor: Yes.
Patient: Is this your first time?
Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before! -
Upload to Facebook I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.
But at least now I can look back and laugh! -
Upload to Facebook My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry! -
Upload to Facebook My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.
I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago! -
Upload to Facebook Latest Lockdown Breaking News:
No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022
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Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown! -
Upload to Facebook You really should try archery while blindfolded.
You don't know what you're missing! -
Upload to Facebook Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there.
Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes! -
Upload to Facebook After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.
So I turned on the air conditioner! -
Upload to Facebook New Law:
Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!
#Fun #Covid19
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