Change is the essence of life. From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'. Men have come a long way! #lockdown #Covid19 |
Nano Second: Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" |
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway? #Crypto |
A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free? Baker: No, it costs money! |
Before Surgery: Patient: Are you nervous? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Is this your first time? Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before! |
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck. But at least now I can look back and laugh! |
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry! |
My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip. I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago! |
Latest Lockdown Breaking News: No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022 . . . . . . . Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown! |
You really should try archery while blindfolded. You don't know what you're missing! |