• Change is the essence of life.<br/>
From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.<br/>
Men have come a long way!<br/>
#lockdown #Covid19 Upload to Facebook
    Change is the essence of life.
    From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.
    Men have come a long way!
    #lockdown #Covid19
  • Nano Second:<br/>
Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, `Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!` Upload to Facebook
    Nano Second:
    Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!"
  • A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.<br/>
Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway?<br/>
#CryptoUpload to Facebook
    A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
    Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway?
    #Crypto
  • A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?<br/>
Baker: No, it costs money!Upload to Facebook
    A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?
    Baker: No, it costs money!
  • Before Surgery:<br/>
Patient: Are you nervous?<br/>
Doctor: Yes.<br/>
Patient: Is this your first time?<br/>
Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before!Upload to Facebook
    Before Surgery:
    Patient: Are you nervous?
    Doctor: Yes.
    Patient: Is this your first time?
    Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before!
  • I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.<br/>
But at least now I can look back and laugh!Upload to Facebook
    I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck.
    But at least now I can look back and laugh!
  • My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry!Upload to Facebook
    My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry!
  • My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.<br/>
I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago!Upload to Facebook
    My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.
    I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago!
  • Latest Lockdown Breaking News:<br/>
No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022<br/>
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Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown!Upload to Facebook
    Latest Lockdown Breaking News:
    No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022
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    Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown!
  • You really should try archery while blindfolded.<br/>
You don't know what you're missing!Upload to Facebook
    You really should try archery while blindfolded.
    You don't know what you're missing!
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