Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids! |
Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'. They switch off the fan! |
I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult! |
Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information? Yeah. It wasn't that! |
A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics? Executive: Yes. Guy: How does one make Mojito? |
A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi. It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM! |
My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist! |
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four! |
The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work! |
My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape. It's a big step forward for her! |