• Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!Upload to Facebook
    Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!
  • Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.<br/>
They switch off the fan!Upload to Facebook
    Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.
    They switch off the fan!
  • I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult!Upload to Facebook
    I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult!
  • Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?<br/>
Yeah. It wasn't that!Upload to Facebook
    Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?
    Yeah. It wasn't that!
  • A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?<br/>
Executive: Yes.<br/>
Guy: How does one make Mojito?Upload to Facebook
    A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?
    Executive: Yes.
    Guy: How does one make Mojito?
  • A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.<br/>
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM!Upload to Facebook
    A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.
    It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM!
  • My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist!Upload to Facebook
    My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist!
  • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four!Upload to Facebook
    How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
    And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four!
  • The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!Upload to Facebook
    The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!
  • My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.<br/>
It's a big step forward for her!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.
    It's a big step forward for her!
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