Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh! |
Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'! |
My teenage son treats me like a God. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something! |
I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out! |
I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later! |
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire! |
I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it! |
I have a vaccination joke... . . . . but most of you won't get it! |
BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails! |
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody! |