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Pickup line of 2020:
Can I socially distance your legs? -
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Kal Se Jo Shuru Hone Wala Hai,
Usko Dekhne Ke Liye Bhagwaan Sabhi Singles Ko Shakti Pradaan Kare! -
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I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection! -
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There are two types of people:
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain! -
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? -
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Friends are like orgasms.
Nobody wants a fake one! -
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I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need! -
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Hold her hands in public,
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Fold her legs in private! -
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The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life. -
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I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!