Boy: Your dress is too short. Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration! |
R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses! |
Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop! |
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE! |
You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night! |
What do you call a woman who loves small penises? . . . . . . Your girlfriend! |
Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore; Close Your Legs They're Not A Door! |
Love happens when your spouse is out of town! |
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass? |
Nice legs... what time do they open? |