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Upload to Facebook There is love without sex and there's sex without love.
And then there are we married couples without both! -
Upload to Facebook Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.
Me: Wo Kaise?
He: My Mom is pregnant! -
Upload to Facebook When love sucks, love the one who sucks! -
Upload to Facebook I was so innocent during my college days.
When my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, I quit college and joined the seminary! -
Upload to Facebook There is no difference between a bar and a bra. Once these two are opened men go crazy. Now imagine a girl called Barbra! -
Upload to Facebook Date a guitarist he knows how to move his fingers at the right place and at the right time! -
Upload to Facebook There's a push-up bra for women. There's no push-up underwear for men.
Why? -
Upload to Facebook Agar Waqt Ungli Karna Band Kar De To Khush Mat Hona...
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Bamboo Lene Geya Ho! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai! -
Upload to Facebook I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed.
I have been single for a long time and now I am worried!
