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Upload to Facebook Girl: I wish I could see the future.
Boy: Remove your clothes and stand in a doggy position.
Girl: No, you will fuck me.
Boy: See, you can see the future! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Come over.
Boy: To do what?
Girl: Chill.
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Talk dirty to me.
Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Babu Mere Alawa Tumhari Koi Aur Girlfriend Toh Nahi Hai Na?
Boyfriend: Baby Suck Karo Shak Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: Your smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Girl: Kuch Bhi Bolo, Main Nahi Dungi! -
Upload to Facebook Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
And 'fuck you' to those who don't! -
Upload to Facebook Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi? -
Upload to Facebook VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex! -
Upload to Facebook My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
But we still didn't finish the argument!
