Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
Ulysses
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
