Trust me, there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes:Colonel Sanders.
Sylvia Fine
I saw my first porno film the other day. It was a Jewish porno film - one minute of sex, nine minutes of guilt.
In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
What's the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted.
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for.
I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said, "Is everything a joke with you?"
The difference between sex and love is that sex relives tension and loves cause it.
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
