Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
"Where should one use perfume?" a young woman asked. "Wherever one wants to be kissed."
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
If you have an obsession about a man, sometimes you have to go to bed with him to get over it.
In America, of course, they're all homosexual.
I'm pregnant. No need to applaud; I was asleep at the time.
I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
My sister claimed sexual harassment on the job, which was a little surprising since she's a hooker.
I wanna open up a maternity shop and call it "We're fucked".
If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
