You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything!
~Josh Hartnett
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
~ Marlene Dietrich
I'm attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation.
~Britney Spears
When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.
Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.
Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.
~ Lady Chatterley's Lover
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.



