Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.
The Windup Girl
Sex is interesting but not totally important. I mean, it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. a man can go 70 years without a piece of ass but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Notes of a Dirty Old Man
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
The trouble with government regulation of the market is that it prohibits capitalistic acts between consenting adults.
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
