Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Music, not sex, got me aroused.
I don't like the typical good-looking guy. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I like guys with love handles. When he doesn't care 100 percent about his body, I don't have to obsess about mine. I hate a washboard stomach-does not turn me on.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.
A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.
And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then?
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
